Thursday, December 18, 20089:32 AM
Jesus-loving superspy Rick Warren will deliver a prayer at Obama's inauguration. Now I realize 'love thy neighbor' and all that crap (though I'm not sure Warren knows it), but when people are rewarded immediately after being a total douchebag, even if the two events are unrelated, the douche in question has very little motivation to be less douchey in the future. I wonder if the powdered wigs will drool as much concern onto Obama's disturbing relationship with this advocate of assassinations as they did on scary negro Jeremiah Wright. Probably they will, because the best place to learn information and not be fooled is TV news.
Turns out, no one will stop you from being a fucker. Hooray free will! So then, if you ever realize that you are a fucker, you can take full credit for it and not have to complain that someone else was interfering with your ability to to be, as I say, a complete fucker. That fuckeriness? It's all yours! Or douchebag... both are admirable!
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