Friday, December 05, 200811:08 AM
So it turns out the purpose driving Rick Warren's life is to totally 'take out' the bad guys. What is it with cowardly middle-aged adolescent douchebags prancing about using dime-store spy novel phrases? Are Hannity and Warren trying to convince me they are cool? If Hannity were an actual tough guy type, he probably wouldn't wear silk suits and make-up for his job. He should take a tip from his friend Rick, who 'takes out' all kinds of evil-doers by being a millionaire religion-personality in California. Here's how it 'goes down':A tall President dressed in a flight suit grabs the hotline and raises it to his square jaw. "Take him out". Silhouettes scurry around the 'ops' room. Then, a handsome man in a tuxedo makes a quip and fires a single shot from his specified handgun. The sweating bad guy falls over, and you totally see the tuxedo man get to second base in his getaway hovercraft. A double d-cup floozy with an open shirt but also glasses bursts into the Oval Office and longingly gasps, "We saved freedom again!" The President is grim and confident. "But for how long," he muses because he is so determined and powerful and an island.Or it could be how we 'took out' Sadam Hussein. That continues to be great, too.
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